Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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