ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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