Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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