She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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