called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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