She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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