As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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