problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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