i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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