I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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