no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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