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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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