it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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