if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I love you. Go after that dick
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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