i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Two words: nipple clamps
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