Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think I sprained my soul last night
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Those nachos came to me in a dream
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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