we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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