No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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