I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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