that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
