Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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