i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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