Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
