All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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