can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Randomize
