i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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