I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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