On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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