we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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