If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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