just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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