you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
