So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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