i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's just like the Real World with babies
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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