But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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