Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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