Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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