highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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