I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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