remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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