Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
COCAINE IS GR8
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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