he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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