Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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