I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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