she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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