People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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