But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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