Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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