Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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