I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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